Cool Beans has the day off so she can jet off to Vegas to hang with her man Justin TImberlake...so Woody is handling the podcast today. If things are screwed up, you know who to blame! We get a you a reason to take today off from work Fun With Golf Audio If you left your credit card at the restaurant, make sure to check social media and cancel that card! A woman in Kinston, NC learned this leasson the hard way. What was the restaurant thinking? You might be able to see the Northern Lights as far south as Alabama this weekend, and nerd Woody has the reason for it. A wild fox is going viral online after he pulls off one of the funniest videos we've seen on social media in a long time What are the most stolen cars in America? For the first time in YEARS it is not a full sized truck. We discuss what the cars are, and what you can do if you are driving one currently. An expert has rung in to tell us how to be more productive at work, and Wilcox is not having any of his BULL ESS! Renting a car is always an experience, and one man was charged almost $300 for NOT putting gas in his rental car. He complained that he shouldn't be charged since it was an ELECTRIC car. Hertz didn't care and dug in their heels. Then Chelsea reveals why they REFUSED to rent one car at the airport...have you ever refused the car for this reason? A woman lived in the sign on the roof of a grocery store for more than a year. We talk about how and why she did it.

We take the things that golf announcers say out of context...and man do they say some FUNNY things during professional golf. You don't have to like golf, it does help if you have the mind of a 13-year-old though!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Cold Stone Creamery lawsuit; Gloria Estefan will sponsor a submarine; Student takes sip from teacher’s drink and it turns out to be vodka; The Office reboot; Woman files for divorce based on a psychic reading; KFC sales increase 50% for Mother’s Day; A man has a swollen penis for 17 years; IHOP/Applebee’s joint restaurants; Thief caught with 100 pounds of gift cards; And so much more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Night show jokes; Zoo painted dogs to look like pandas; Woody gets an advertisement for underwear in his fortune cookie; Woody Game Wednesday; Woody couldn’t get a sandwich at Popeye’s; The proliferation of body deodorants; Swiss Army Knives will stop including a blade; And so much more!

No Need to Explain-Who’s This Celebrity That Had a Problem With Cocaine?

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: National Teachers Day; Jeff Daniels sings on the Kelly Clarkson Show; Money found in Ohio bathrooms; Software engineers keeps over 7,000 tabs open on his computer for two years; Watching sports helps your mental health; Snoop Dog is sponsoring a football bowl game; Nude cruises on the Big Nude Boat; Millenials are having a love affair with pet chickens; And so much more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Tom Brady roast; Cool Beans Remix; School district goes on lockdown due to Bigfoot prank; The internet gets to name Punxsutawney Phil’s babies; 70 passengers on a flight to Germany were vomiting; Mother’s Day gifts for moms with a sense of humor; National Nurses Day; Chelsea’s issue at the music festival; Starliner will be launched today with passengers; And so much more!

Pete Barger discusses the great things happening at Southern Distilling.

Gary Sobba discusses the Wells Fargo Championship happening in Charlotte May 6 through May 12.